I like Bobs Burgers. Here to protect but never defend.

st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

echo-sonchou:

chalupacabras:

Yo have you guys heard of Mary Magdalene’s dress shop? Because

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I don’t mean to oversell but

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These are

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literally

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the cutest dresses

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i have ever seen

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in my entire life

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she makes coats too

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the woman is a machine, she cannot be stopped

This style of clothing is called Classic Lolita, and I’d really recommend looking it up to see full ensembles if you’re interested!

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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yellowxperil:

yellow—ranger:

Tfw your white roommate keeps bringing her token MoC boyfriend over for make out sessions in your room when you’re trying to study 

yellowxperil:

yellow—ranger:

Tfw your white roommate keeps bringing her token MoC boyfriend over for make out sessions in your room when you’re trying to study 

junky-business:

ecelebbullshit:

Ember deleted her ignorance towards other people’s illness. But I got them screencapped. :) 

(I don’t like SNAR though, I like justice.) 

Did she really try to say addiction isn’t a disease? She needs to just stop talking, she just gets more and more embarrassing the longer she speaks.

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My internet Friends are Real!

anyshippings:

jamietheignorantamerican:

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I’ll always be there for you.

Because that’s what friends are for.

I have to get some internet friends.

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